i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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