so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
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