I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Randomize
