Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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