Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
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