i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
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It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
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Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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