before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
whose parrot is this?
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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