Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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