I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
3pm strippers are depressing
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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