I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Randomize
