he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Someone signed my nipple.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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