I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
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We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
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You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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