She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
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