is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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