There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Randomize
