I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
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I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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