What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
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Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
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About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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