I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
and i looked up. we had an audience...
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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