I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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