Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
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door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
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I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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