My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
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For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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