Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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