i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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