okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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