It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
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