don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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