i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
So much rum. So many feels.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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