That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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