I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
