The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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