I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
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I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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