he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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