I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
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