It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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