i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i am craving dick and cupcakes
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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