try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
You talked the cab driver into taking a shot from your flask at a red light because "Ray Charles would want him to"
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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