their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
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if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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