This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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