I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
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One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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