I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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