I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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