I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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