It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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