even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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