It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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