Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
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windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
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I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
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