you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
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he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
And then he peed in my hair
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