Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I just baby talked my cat. While getting ready for bed... Before 10 on a Friday. I'm officially a cat lady.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Randomize
