My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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