So drunk its hurt
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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