last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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