I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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