Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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