Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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