i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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